Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”
Anonymous said: I've got a problem... I think I'm sexually attracted to transformers. My mum walked in on me using a metal ice cream scoop as a dildo whilst watching the first film. I confessed to her and now both my parents are devastated. The other day I watched age of extinction and now I really want the dinosaur to just fuck me with its metal tongue over and over again. Last night I had a dream about giving Optimus prime a blow job. Is this getting out of hand? What should I do?
what the fucking fuck
dear sweet anon it got out of hand when u mentioned metal ice cream scoop